Hooters Girl Barstool Beer Trick

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I've said it once, I'll say it again, this never gets old, NEVER! This newer version went semi-viral over the past week, it is a news segment from WGN. This is my favorite video but the WGN segment is not bad. Enjoy.

Hooters of Springfield To Rise Again

Rejoice fellow Minutemen Hooters is coming back to Springfield! This time in a different location and under new owners. There are still lots of board decisions to be made, so lets see how this one unfolds.

The Republican: It will be at least two weeks before the License Commission votes on whether to approve an application for a Hooters franchise restaurant on Riverdale Street. Chairman Paul M. Maleck and Vice Chairwoman Gail D. Mulcahy chose on Tuesday night at the J. Edward Christian Municipal Office Building to continue a public hearing on the application until July 21, in order to receive further details. West Springfield Wings LLC, doing business as Hooters Restaurant, is seeking the transfer of an all alcoholic beverages license, a transfer of its location, a pledge of license and a common victualer license.


Read the full article, Panel delays Hooters decision

See also, The Republican: Proposal for Hooters restaurant on Riverdale Street delayed by West Springfield board.

Teaser Trailer: Defeating the Hooters Pose

The Girl with the Guitar kindly provides us with another teaser trailer. Enjoy!




Every Hooters Girl knows how to take a picture. Just as every Hooters Girl knows how to take a picture, she knows exactly how to stand in every picture. In fact, Hooters Girls are told how to stand.



1. Stand a bit sideways, approximately 45° from front facing.

2. Bend the knee closest to front so your foot is pointed with toe on the ground, heal up.

3. Place hands on hips (please note that my example has her arms all wrong. Bad, Hooters Girl, bad!).

4. Turn your torso back towards the camera, while leaving legs at 45°.



5. Now make it sexy! Most girls will pop their hip furthest from the camera up a little and really hold the shoulders back to show off the girls.

6. Congratulations, you have nailed the signature Hooters pose.

7. Repeat…87 times a day.



Now that you know how to do the Hooters pose, lovingly called the ‘Captain Morgan’ by the Mayor, head over to Girl & Guitar to read more about the pose as well as the cure for dreaded Hooterposeitis. Hurry before it takes over your life!

More on the Farewell of Hooters of VT

I'd call it karmic payback for the vandalism of Fenway Park by one of the managers, but I would not wish this on the other people that worked there. More on the closure of Hooters of South Burlington, Vermont :-(


Burlington Free Press: Patrons planning on lunch at Hooters on Monday arrived to an empty parking lot and a “Goodbye” sign posted in front. They were a day late: Sunday was the restaurant’s last day of business.

The reasons for the closure are unknown. Owners of Vermont Wings, the company that operated the Hooters franchise, could not be reached. Hooters of America Inc., the Atlanta-based franchiser of more than 450 Hooters in 43 states and 22 foreign countries, did not reply to an e-mail inquiry.

Read the full article, South Burlington Hooters closes

RIP Hooters of Vermont

Looks like Hooters of South Burlington, Vermont did not have such a good July 4th weekend as it becomes the latest victim of the poor economy. The sad thing about this location is it is the one that was always on the "to visit" list and now sadly look like The Mayor will never get to. :-(


WCAX Vermont: Hooters, the franchise that made a splash when it opened its first restaurant located in Vermont, is closing. The news came quickly and without explanation.

A small group of Hooters employees was the first to break the news as they held posters on the sidewalk out front of the Williston road establishment. This would be the last day for the sports bar and restaurant. It's going out of business. But no one is saying why. Three-and-a-half years ago, Hooter's was just preparing to open. As we reported at the time, it promised to become a popular place. Dozens of people showed up back then for a soft opening.

Read the full article, Vermont Hooters Calls it Quits

Brit's 10 Weird and Bizarre Habits Hooters Girls Form

Not to be left out, our buddy Brit has her own companion piece to "The Hooters Truths". Here is the original post (Reposted with permission.)





1. Lip gloss will become part of you. You won't even realize you're putting it on until your boyfriend starts complaining. Because nobody really wants to kiss a sticky, gooey mess.

2. You will instinctively put important loose cards, money, and paper into the sleeves of your tank tops. It just becomes second nature.

3. "Cover-ups" will slowly begin to consume your wardrobe. Because we can't leave the restaurant in our uniform and you have to look cute going into work. Of course, some girls look just as cute coming in with their sweats and Dunder Mifflin Tee shirts, i hope.

4. Shorts, dresses, and skirts will never, ever feel too short. Ever again.

5. Wearing said shorts, dresses, and skirts will begin to feel "drafty" without that thick, protective panty-hose layer.

6. You'll achieve wing expertise.

7. Rude and lecherous guys won't be as irritating, because you've already seen
much, much worse.

8. You will be compelled to exclaim, in your most HOOTERIFFIC voice, "HI WELCOME TO HOOTERS!" when you see someone entering the restaurant. Even if you're off the clock. And donning your cover up. (see #3)

9. You will become very, very conscious of what you put into your body. Because it WILL be visible your next shift.

10. And finally, you will become the best, and I mean the BEST, tipper when dining out. Because you understand. You will also come to understand the difference between Hooters Tipping and the way to tip at every other restaurant.

Hooters Calendar Behind the Scenes in the BVI

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Hooters Calendar Behind the Scenes in the British Virgin Islands. This is an extended version of last weeks BTS post. (Tough life you guys have ;-)

As always, footage from our friend the Clearwater HAG

Sauce's Hooters Truths: Volume 3

The hits keep a comin' from our buddy Sauce! Presenting "The Hooters Truths", Volume 3! Here is her original list (Reposted with permission.)




For you returning readers, you are probably familiar with the Hooters Truths. The Hooters Truths is an continually growing list of things that are ever present in the life of a Hooters Girl. The truths can be funny or disturbing or mundane, but all hold unavoidable truth in common.

As a Hooters Girl you WILL:

1. Increase you flexibility through the game of limbo. Unless you are tall, then they will just make you hold the bar.

2. Hate chicken.

3. Find that good posture makes you appear skinnier.

4. Be asked if you are on the menu and available for order.

5. Realize that everyone really does have a “good side” and a “bad side” when it
comes to taking pictures. It will be your goal to be on this side always.

6. Either love or hate fried pickles. There will be no in between.

7. Hear the words “naked” and “wet” together far too often.

8. Love Fridays and special occasions because it means you can wear black.

9. Babysit.

10. Never walk to your car alone.

11. Up sell like it’s your job because according to management, it is your job.

12. Be asked by friends if they can try on your shorts, usually by friends with penises.

13. Eat TONS of salad.

14. Have an imaginary boyfriend/fiancé/husband or seamlessly mention your real one in conversation to combat creeps.

15. Know just to how to wear your shorts to best combat muffin top.

CA Counting the Calories

Looks like CA is following suit to NYC by having to post calories count information on it's menus. Now I am not laughing that a Hooters manager is quoted in the articles, I am laughing that the menus are gonna look something like this:


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San Jose Mercury News California becomes the first state in the nation to legislate the cheeseburger today, when a new law — aimed at reducing obesity and heart disease — forces restaurants with at least 20 locations to reveal the number of calories in most of the food on their menus. The new law is expected to affect about 17,000 of the state's 80,000 restaurants, many of them fast-food outlets that initially resisted the change, but later began posting the information voluntarily.


Read the full article, California chain restaurants must post calorie counts starting today

See also UPI International: Calif. eatery chains must detail calories

Hooters Quarterly Review, Q2: Nothing, I Got Nothing….

Due to the economy and my shear laziness, there is no Quarterly Review for 2009 Q2. (No Holy Hooters Tour this year.) Can you believe The Mayor has not been to a Hooters in 3 months? Well believe. Hope Q3 will be better…..




Hooters Visited This Quarter:

Hooters of Nowhere

US States: 0
Countries (other than US): 0